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• Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
  I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you....
• Hank: Stop him! He's supposed to die! [Homer jumps on Bont who was running past him] Nice work, Homer!
  Am I proud of you. Homer: [shy] Well... Hank: When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house....
• Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country
  Italy or France? Homer: France. Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy....
• Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
  Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?...
• Hank: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins?
  Look in your closet; there's a pair for you....
• P.A.: T minus 14 seconds. Hank: If you need anything, you call me.
  Homer: All right. What's the number? Hank: I've never had to call my own company....
• Hank: Uh, Homer, one second. I gotta take care of this.
  Very important. Be right back. Homer: Fine....
• Homer: Say, what's going on? Hank: I'm having a little trouble with the government.
  Homer: Oh, those jerks always walking over the small businessman....
• Homer: Wow, my boss. Hank: Don't call me that word.
  I don't like things that elevate me about the other people....