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• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Moe: Don't worry about nothing, Homer. I have a feeling that Mr.
  Burns is going to have a little accident that might keep him from bowling with us tonight, heh heh heh....
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Homer: [chuckles] They'll never look for us here. Larry
  Yeah. This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet....
• Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers.
  And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread....
• Burns: Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from Earvin `Magic' Johnson?
  Homer: [gasps] Magic Johnson!? [picks up the phone] Yello?...
• Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
  Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
• Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemie
  he Elementary School, the local tavern, the old age home....
• Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir? Bu
  Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite wealthy, ....