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• Marge: What are you doing in the basement? It's like you're hiding out down here.
  Homer: Hiding out?? Pfft. Marge, you've been reading too many hideout books....
• Bo Derek: [v.o.] Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!
  -- Homer and Larry watch "Too Many Grandmas," "Burns, Baby Bu...
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
  Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for....
• Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
  But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
• Hank: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins?
  Look in your closet; there's a pair for you....
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Burns: Look at them. Smug and secure in their finery.
  Mocking us. Homer: Uh, they're just snowmen, Mr. Burns....
• Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
  Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...