Bart: How come I've never seen that Itchy & Scratchy before?
Comic Book Guy: Perhaps because you are prepubescent ignoramus. This is
a bootleg copy of "Itchy & Scratchy Meets Fritz the
Cat". Because of its frank depiction of sex and
narcotic consumption, it is not for infantile intellects
such as yours. Now toodle-oo.
-- Bart finally learns something about I&S,
"The Day the Violence Died"