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• Bart: Oh wow, cool! Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
  Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's just pretend violence, which is _actually_ beneficial for children....
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
• Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Marge
  My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand the appeal....
• Bart: You've got to make more Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.
  Lisa: The judge says it's okay as long as you pay Mr....
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
  Lisa: Will do. -- Let someone who still loves it do it, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
  Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get Apu out of jail?...
• Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
  Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa....