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  Lisa: The judge says it's okay as long as you pay Mr....
• Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny. [holds a tape recorded with a microphone] Lisa
  Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say....
• Homer: Which one's Itchy? The car? Bart: The mouse.
  Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then....
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
  Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa....
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
  Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing provocatively] Mon-ney....