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• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
  Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Burns: One...ONE....ONE! [Homer struggles to do one situp.
  ] Bah, I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!...
• Number One: Homer Simpson, for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred parchment, you are hereby banished from the stonecutters forever.
  And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame....
• Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
  Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen....
• at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...