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• poking at each jelly donut in turn] [poke] Igh, lemon.
  [poke] Ugh, cherry. [poke] Ooh, custard. [poke] Mmmmm....
• Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
  Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
• We want you to give them a pep talk that turns them from a bunch of donut-eating goof-offs into a pack of Homer Simpsons!
  -- Burns seems to have missed the point, "Homer Defined'...
• I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
  -- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo...
• Barney is a purple velociraptor, and he loves your kids!
• Lisa: [jubilant] It worked! They're all dead. Ba
  Well, except for chubsy-ubsy over there. [everyone turns and gasps] [Lard Lad tempts Homer with the giant donut] Home...
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
• Indigo - the fear of purple heights.
• Why are there no purple M&M's?