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• Homer: What's wrong, honey? Lisa: There's something troubling me, dad, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret.
  Homer: Ah, you don't have to tell me, but I thought we trusted each other with our secrets now....
• Lisa: Okay, time for truth or dare. You go first. Home
  Ehh, truth. Ask me anything. Lisa: Who do you love mo...
• Homer: ... Your turn. Lisa: Hmm, truth. Homer: Uh, do you have a crush on anyone?
  Lisa: Dad! Homer: I , oh, I won't tell anybody. Lisa...
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
  .. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
• Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
  Moe: Ura Snotball? Homer: What? How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
  Lisa: No, no! Then he'll know I told....
• Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
  Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...