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Homer: Okay, Now Look. My Boss Is Going To Be At This Picnic, So I Want You To Show Your Father Some Love And/or Respect.
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Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I
want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
Lisa: Tough choice.
Bart: I'm picking respect.
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
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Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
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Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: You remember the rules from last year? Ba
Yeah, shut my mouth and let your boss win. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
Homer: Now look... You know and I know this family needs help, professional help.
So I've made us an appointment with Dr. Marvin Monroe....
Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....
Now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property until next year.
I suggest you don't dawdle, the hounds will be released in ten minutes....
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...