Related:

• Lisa: Okay, but you gotta promise you won't get mad or tell anyone, especially Bart.
  Homer: I promise. Lisa: [Jenna von Oy-esque] Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!...
• I just gotta go laminate your license; you'll get it in two to three weeks.
  -- Quick service at the DMV, "Bart on the Road...
• on phone with Bart] Lisa: Hmmm -- you could travel for free if you were a stewardess.
  [pause] Well, how badly do you want to get home?...
• If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
  If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor....
• Bart: Who's that, George? George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
  He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him....
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• Marge: Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest.
  Sting: Not while one of my fans needs me. Marge: Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play one of your albums....
• Milhouse: Come on Bart. You're gonna make me a print aren't you?
  Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...