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I got this in the second World War II...
-- Abe shows off his Hellfish tattoo,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
Back then, I was known as Sgt. Simpson, and I commanded the Flying Hellfish, the fightingest squad in the fightingest company in the third-fightingest battalion in the army.
-- Abe starts his story, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich. Ba
Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two keys] [long pause] Abe...
Abe: Sorry to crowd you boy, but I'll let you in on a secret.
Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza....
Consider burial at... Sea World!" -- "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
Abe: You really think I can do it? Bart: [unconvincing] Uh, yes.
.. -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you thing I could've been a Flying Hellfish?
Abe: You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education....
Abe's poison teeth lie on the floor as he runs with a clock in his mouth] Vidal
Ah, he's more clever than he looks......
Yeah... well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe and a hammer like Snooty, but I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon.
Look! -- Abe vs. Judge Muntz, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Bart: You coward! You're an embarrassment to the name Hellfish.
Burns: Oh, am I? [aims his gun at Bart] Abe: No!...