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Abe: Ah, I Guess Burns Is Finally Gonna Be Rich. Ba
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Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich.
Bart: Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two keys]
[long pause]
Abe: Hey, you got the keys!
-- Delayed reaction, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
I got this in the second World War II...
-- Abe shows off his Hellfish tattoo, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Burns: Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
[Abe's pants go down with a "boing"] Abe...
Abe: Sorry to crowd you boy, but I'll let you in on a secret.
Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza....
Abe: Boy, you borrow us some diving equipment while I borrow this boat.
[starts sawing the anchor] Ned...
Abe: You really think I can do it? Bart: [unconvincing] Uh, yes.
.. -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Burns: Don't kill me... Abe: I ain't gonna kill ya, that'd be cowardly
Monty Burns cowardly. I just want to watch you squirm....
Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you thing I could've been a Flying Hellfish?
Abe: You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education....
Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook.
.. Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed....
Bart: You coward! You're an embarrassment to the name Hellfish.
Burns: Oh, am I? [aims his gun at Bart] Abe: No!...