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• Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room.
  But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed....
• Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
  Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned...
• Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
  Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because.
  .. Marge: ...we had a fight? Homer: Right, and we don't like the same things....
• Marge: [gasps] Illegal gambling in my house? Moe
  _Your_ house? _Your_ house? Gee, it's so glamorously decorated I thought I was in Vegas!...
• Homer: Let's all calm down. Everyone's going to be just fine, as long as I have enough beer.
  [opens the refrigerator only to find boxes of baking soda] [screams] All right, that does it....
• Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
  [knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
• Homer: Dad! Abe: Son! Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
  Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house....