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• Homer: But how did you find me? Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public transportation is for losers.
  And I was sure you'd head west, because Springfield slopes down that way....
• Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
  .. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...
• Marge: Has anyone seen Homer? Helen: Marge, better you should hear it from me than from some gossipy neighbor.
  Homer made a total jackass of himself. Lovejoy: Helen, that's enough....
• Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
  Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
  In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?...
• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Marge: Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices?
  Some *must* be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?...