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• Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
  Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll....
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was _I_ who wronged _you_.
  So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service....
• Lisa: All right! Now you have all the Simpsons behind you.
  Apu: That's nice, although three of you are below voting age....
• Assistant: Sir, there's an unruly mob here to see you.
  Quimby: Does it have an appointment? Assista...
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Marge: You know what? I'm going to vote No on 24. Lisa
  Mom, you're the greatest! ... Can I have this licorice?...
• Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
  What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
• Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you.
  So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service....