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• If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.
  -- Homer J. Simpson, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
  Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!...
• Hey, if you want wild bears eatin' your children and scarin' your salmon, that's your business.
  But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with me? -- Homer Simpson Much Apu About Nothing...
• Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
  What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
  -- Homer to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
  Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll....
• Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
  -- Moe Szyslak, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants.
  They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language....