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• Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
  -- Moe Szyslak, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Marge: [gasps] Illegal gambling in my house? Moe
  _Your_ house? _Your_ house? Gee, it's so glamorously decorated I thought I was in Vegas!...
• Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
  Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe....
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Moe: Hello. Homer: Moe, what are you doing here? Moe
  What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....