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• Homer: Ah, there's nothing like rising with the sun for a quiet, peaceful dip in your very own pool.
  [cheers, dives in] [comes up covered in algae, yells and sputters] [Lisa walks out] Lisa, the Blob has got me!...
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
  Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....
• Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
  D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?...
• Homer: Well? What have we here? Looks like your uncool dad scored tickets to Hullabalooza!
  Lisa: [gasps] Bart... these look real... Bart: Check the authenticator spot [Lisa removes a sticker, which reveals a microchip] Chip...
• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
• Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly.
  Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown!...
• Bart: Hey, that's my lucky red hat sitting on top of a double- corrugated, eight-fold, fourteen-gauge box!
  Marge: Oh, it sounds like you really learned something on your field trip....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...