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• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Lisa: Wow, Dad! Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
  Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids, kids, kids!...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
  There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put together....
• Bart: Turkey farm? Skunks? Slaughterhouse?
  Lisa: No. No. No....
• Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
  Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....