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Bart: Turkey Farm? Skunks? Slaughterhouse?
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Bart: Turkey farm? Skunks? Slaughterhouse?
Lisa: No. No. No.
Marge: What are you kids doing?
Lisa: We're playing "Name that Odor".
Bart: Dad's feet?
Homer: Bart!
Lisa: You win, Bart.
Homer: Lisa!
-- Games to play in the car, "Call of the Simpsons"
Related:
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
Lisa: `Id', triple-word score! Homer: No abbreviations.
Lisa; Not I.D., Dad, `id'. It's a word! Bart: As in "This game is stoop-id"....
Bart: They're fighting in the car again. Lisa: That music always sends a chill down my spine.
-- The kids watch Marge and Homer talk in the car, "War of the Simpso...
Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
.. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...