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• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
• Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
  Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....
• Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
  Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
• Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
  There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put together....
• Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone] [looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
  Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?...
• Bart: Dad, when did you record an album? Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son.
  It was only eight years ago. Bart: Dad, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago....
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
  Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ....