Homer: Pftt... Rules. I'm A Rocker, I Don't Care For Rules.

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Homer: Pftt... Rules. I'm a rocker, I don't care for rules.
Vet: Mr. Simpson, this is serious. If you take one more cannonball to
the gut, you will die.
Homer: Die? Well, you don't scare me, doc, 'cause dying would be a
stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?
Vet: Yes: "Pick up your puppy."
[pan to Rover Hendrix]
-- And play better shuffleboard, "Homerpalooza"

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