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• Burns: What do you think, Smithers? Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
  Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage.
  ..when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them....
• Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
  Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. -- "The Telltale Head...
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir? Bu
  Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite wealthy, ....
• Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
  I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
• Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Burns: Nonsense.
  Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?...
• An early reference to Smither's homosexuality might be when Smither suggests, "I don't think women and seamen [semin] mix, sir.
  Burns says, "Yes, we know what you think." This episode came out long before Smithers was openly gay and I think it's one of the first overt references....
• Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready? Burns: Yes. Smithe
  Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go, Mr....