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  I'm sending you to a vet. -- Hullabalooza manager, "Homerpalooza...
• Sir, I run Hullabalooza's pageant of the transmundane --the freak show, and I've been looking for a big fatso to shoot with a cannon.
  I'd like very much for you to be that fatso....
• phone rings] Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
  ..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
• Homer: One for "Honk", please. Ticketeer: Oh. Gee, uh, just a minute.
  I have to check with the manager. [to manager] That overweight guy wants to see the movie....
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• I call my computer "Hole in the Desk
• Memory Manager: Something I need more than my computer.
• Homer: Er, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.
  Manager: I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good....
• Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
  Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ro...