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• Homer, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks.
  I'm sending you to a vet. -- Hullabalooza manager, "Homerpalooza...
• Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity came along.
  Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people. Homerpalooza...
• Burns: [chuckles] And to think, Smithers: you laughed when I bought TicketMaster.
  Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge." Smithe...
• I don't care who you are, Fatso. Just get those reindeer off my roof.
• I don't care who you are, Fatso. Just get those reindeer off my roof.
• Marge: So... you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
  Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge. Marge...
• Manager: Homer, I'm sorry. There's nothing worse than a yellow-bellied freak.
  .. unless that's his act. I expect your letter of resignation on my desk....
• Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
  Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become....
• Ned: Oh, Warren, I know your dad is in prison, but don't you fret!
  A special celebrity dad has been arranged for you....