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• Homer to Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy, depressing music, my children no longer hope for the future I can not afford to give them.
  Corgan: "Yeah, we try to make a difference." Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
  Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo!...
• Corgan: Hey cannonball, I like your statement: when life takes a cheap shot at you, you stand your ground.
  Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely....
• Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you.
  I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers!...
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers, And we're loved everywhere we go.
  We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth, At ten thousand dollars a show....
• Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
  Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become....
• Your America is doing many things in the economic field which we found out caused us so much trouble.
  You are trying to control people's lives. And no country can do that part way....