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• Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
  In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
• Marge: I'm sorry. I _have_ been spending too much time at the casino.
  I'll be around more from now on. Lisa: Does this mean you'll help me with my costume?...
• Homer: Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.
  Marge: You know, you're right, Homer. Maybe I should get some professional help....
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
  Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen....
• Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
  You won more than you bargained for. Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Homer: I'll miss you, Pumpkins, but I just can't share your bleak world view.
  I've got too much to live for. Corgan: We envy you, Homer....