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• Woman: I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that TIME cover story, "America's Worst City".
  Marge: [proudly] You could see our house in that photo!...
• Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell! Marge: Bart! Home
  Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please"....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
  Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...
• Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again!
  [jumps down, does a somersault] Marge: Bart, why are you talking like that?...
• Marge: What's going on? Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
  Marge: What conversation? Bart: [turns on a tape recorder] Tape...
• Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
• Maude: What brings you to Springfield? Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again -- go where nobody cared about politics.
  So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America....
• Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
  They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....