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• Lisa: I usually hang out in front. Erin: You like to hang out too?
  Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff. Erin: Yeah. Stuff sucks....
• It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
  Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Boy: So he's all, like, pffhhhtt... Girl: Pft, I can totally hear him going that.
  Lisa: [listening in] Only kids are that incoherent! -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Lisa: A gift from my favorite crustacean. Rick: Hey.
  .. did you learn that word from a teacher for something?...
• I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular! -- Lisa Simpson, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
• Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
  Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Home...
• Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?0 Lisa
  Friend? [scoffs] These are my only friends. [holds up a book] Grownup nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will....
• Marge: Isn't this fun, honey? Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
  Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head for the beach?...
• I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, bathroom timer.
  I should be the most popular girl in school. -- Lisa, unclear on the concept, "Summer of 4 Ft....