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• Boy: So he's all, like, pffhhhtt... Girl: Pft, I can totally hear him going that.
  Lisa: [listening in] Only kids are that incoherent! -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular! -- Lisa Simpson, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
• Erin: Hey, I like your hat. Lisa: A compliment! [thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.
  .. it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
  Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Home...
• Lisa: In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a colored ticket.
  I hope everyone still has theirs. Crowd: Not me....
• It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
  Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Lisa: This is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever-- Home
  Sweet merciful crap! My _car_! -- Homer's car gets decorated, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Lisa: I usually hang out in front. Erin: You like to hang out too?
  Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff. Erin: Yeah. Stuff sucks....
• Lisa: A gift from my favorite crustacean. Rick: Hey.
  .. did you learn that word from a teacher for something?...