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• Got a monkey on my back; a muh-muh-muh-muh-monkey on my back-back, back-back .
  .. ...nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nobody's fault but mine -- Led Zeppeli...
• Patty: OK, Sherman, you're a movie expert. Selma: So tell u
  who's gay? Jay: Oh, I don't know...Harvey Fierstein....
• Mindy: Hi Homer... Homer: Mindy! [clears throat, glances at prepared speech on his hand which is now smeared] Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert.
  [reads] "Muh...Murphy: Use...you are a elf....
• Jimbo: Muh. Looks like we lost him. Dolph: Yeah.
  Well, we proved our point. He'll think twice next time he tries to defend his business....
• A little dog goes into a saloon in the Wild West, and beckons to the bartender.
  Hey, bartender, gimmie a whiskey." The bartender ignores him....
• Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running all day long!
  Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die, owls will deafen us with incessant hooting....
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Smithers: You know what this means? He alive!
  Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke....
• Burns takes the puppies out of a bath] Burns: There you are.
  ..there you go, little fellow...and you. [one of the puppies stands on its hind legs] [gasps] Smithers, look...