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Homer: But, Marge, This Is A Chance For Me To Fulfil My Lifelong Dream.
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Homer: But, Marge, this is a chance for me to fulfil my lifelong dream.
Marge: *What* lifelong dream?
-- Just pick one from the list, "You Only Move Twice"
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This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours....
Marge: I keep having the same dream. I'm the mother from "Lost in Space".
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Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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Homer: Just bring the rut with ya, Honey. -- "You Only Move Twice...
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Homer: Probably just the house settling....