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Homer: Marge, You're Standing In The Way Of My Boyhood Dream Of Managing A Beautiful Country Singer!
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Homer: Marge, you're standing in the way of my boyhood dream of
managing a beautiful country singer!
Marge: Your boyhood dream is to eat the world's biggest hoagie!
And you did it at the county fair last year, remember!?
-- "(Lurleen on Me)"
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Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.
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