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TV: "Cypress Creek: The Tale Of One City". Homer: Uh, Let's Watch Something Else.
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TV: "Cypress Creek: The Tale of One City".
Homer: Uh, let's watch something else.
Marge: Homer, you're trying to talk us into moving to this place.
Homer: Oh, yeah, that's right. Let's watch this.
-- The power of conviction, "You Only Move Twice"
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