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Lisa: [as A Baby, Taking Her First Steps] Marge: [o.
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Lisa: [as a baby, taking her first steps]
Marge: [o.s.] Look, Homer! Lisa's taking her first steps!
Homer: [engrossed in watching TV] You taping it?
Marge: Yes.
Homer: I'll watch it later.
-- Let's go to the videotape, "Lisa's Pony"
Related:
Lisa: [as a baby, in her high chair] Dada? Dada?
Marge: [o.s.] Did you hear that, Homer? [pan over to Homer strangling Bart] Home...
Homer and Bart laugh] Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
I don't know how you two can sit her laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: Mmm... I am <very> upset with you. Home
Sounds like someone's angling for a pony of her own! -- Homer just purchased "Lisa's Pony...
Homer: I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for.
Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony. Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford &l...
Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV] [the kids, watching it, open their mouths] Home
[quickly] Kids! Here's $50, why not go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunts' house?...