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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Hank: Stop him! He's supposed to die! [Homer jumps on Bont who was running past him] Nice work, Homer!
  Am I proud of you. Homer: [shy] Well... Hank: When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house....
• Marge: Even if we sell the house, we still don't come close to paying off the mortgage.
  [pause] Homer+Marge: [getting a flash] Hey....
• Yes, I know I'm off-topic. Thank you for your concern.
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
• Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was _I_ who wronged _you_.
  So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service....
• Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_ Krusty the Klown?
  Apu: How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year?...
• Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you.
  So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service....
• Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
  Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....