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Homer: I'm Gonna Miss Springfield. This Town's Been Awfully Good To Us.
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Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
-- And thus it ends, "You Only Move Twice"
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