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• Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
  This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
• I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.
• And then I woke up.
• Lisa: I'b allergic to everythig here. By nose is so stuffed ub, I can't eben taste Mob's delicious boiled celery.
  Marge: I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day....
• Kids: [singing to the tune] I like me I like me I'm as good as I can be With a smile and a wave and a happy melody I'm as good as.
  .. [slowing as they see the teacher reaching for the record player] I....
• Teacher: So, you never learned cursive? Bart: Um, well, I know hell and damn and bit.
  .. -- Saved by the bleep, "You Only Move Twice...