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• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
  He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
• Homer: Wow, my boss. Hank: Don't call me that word.
  I don't like things that elevate me about the other people....
• Homer: Marge, the boy was wearing a hawaiian shirt.
  Marge: So? Homer: There's only two kind of guys who wear those shi...
• Bart: Oh, hey! That's Mom. She's happy again! [runs to the yard] [perturbed] You guys made a snowman family?
  Homer: Check it out, boy: it's like looking into a living snow mirror....
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of punishment.
  I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even fall down....
• Marge: [gasps] Illegal gambling in my house? Moe
  _Your_ house? _Your_ house? Gee, it's so glamorously decorated I thought I was in Vegas!...
• Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule.
  You keep them motivated. [he leaves] [his staff is busily working] Home...