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• Homer: Wait, I know: [types] vent gas. [reads screen] "Pressure too high?
  "Tank must be shut down manually?" [to drinking bird] Oh, stupid bird!...
• Homer: Oh! Great toast, Marge! Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr.
  Burns is coming over for dinner. Marge: What!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• Apu: {[holds out a towel] Good morning, sir!} Home
  {Aah!} Apu: {Relax, please. You do not have anything I have not seen before....
• Homer: [sees sign: Open 10 - 7, checks his watch. It's 6
  55] Whew! Just in the nick of [spots Moe's Tavern next door] Mmmmmm....
• angrily] Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and [brightly] come again!
  -- Apu, "Homer the Heretic...
• Lisa: Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is? Home
  No, I do not know what shaden-frawde is. [sarcasm] Please tell me, because I'm dying to know....