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• Lisa: Mom, where is he? If I don't get that reed, I'll sound terrible!
  Marge: Don't worry, honey, I'm sure your father is....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Moe: Come on, Jer, open up, be a pal. Remember when I pulled you and your wife out of that burning car?
  Jerry: Well, okay, okay. But now we're even....
• Lisa: This is terrible! People will start to avoid Springfield.
  Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...[counts "One" on fingers] one man....
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees that it's Lard Lad] Heh heh.
  If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um....
• Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy? Nelso
  [too slowly] Watch out -- Director: Next! [Nelson walks off, sees his face in a mirror] Nelso...
• Jerry: What's the matter, buddy? Homer: The moron next door closed early!
  Jerry: I happen to be that moron. Homer: Oh... Me and my trenchant mouth!...
• Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour. Homer: An hour?
  I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid comet?...