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Jasper: Thank God It's Wednesday. [eats Pills] Mrs.
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Jasper: Thank God it's Wednesday. [eats pills]
Mrs. Glick: It's Friday. [eats pills]
Japser: Uh-oh, wrong pills.
[hair grows all over his body]
Uh... Little help?
-- God bless today's medicine, "The Springfield Files"
Related:
Lisa: You can't afford this. How can you afford this?
Bart: Ahh you've been all edgy and suspicious ever since I gave you those Pep Pills....
Birth-control pills are habit forming.
I want pills, you quack!
Hi. This is God." "Uh-Oh..." -- Doonesbury
Quimby: [with a cold] I shouldn't have shaken hands with those old people.
[Bart hands him some pills; Quimby eats a handful, then stumbles on stage] Lisa...
Bitter pills may have sweet effects. -- Proverb
Hey, wake up! It's time for your sleeping pills.
I forgot to take my memory pills!
My head hurts.....where are those plaid pills?