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Hi. This Is God." "Uh-Oh..." -- Doonesbury
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"Hi. This is God."
"Uh-Oh..."
-- Doonesbury
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My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!
Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT! -- Doonesbury...
SMILEY :-O uh oh!
SMILEY :-o Uh oh!
My God! Are we sure he was a liberal?" "Pretty sure.
They pulled him from a Volvo." -- Doonesbury...
Burns: Oh, top of the morning to ye! Why, look who's here!
It's ... good old... You! Man: Hi, Mr. Burns....
Jasper: Thank God it's Wednesday. [eats pills] Mrs.
Glick: It's Friday. [eats pills] Japser: Uh-oh, wrong pills....
Hi! I can't answer the phone right now. Bob, that's my pet parakeet, just swallowed a cherry bomb.
It wasn't lit, but I've got to get him to the bathroom....
Bender: Oh... your... God.
Hi.