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• Marge: Why didn't you ask our permission, Lisa? Lisa
  I did! [begin flashback. Homer watches television, Lisa stands in front....
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
  And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
  Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: Oh yeah?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....