Marge: I try to be supportive, but this has gone too far! Please, just
let it be?
Homer: No, I can't. This is my cause. I'm like the man who
singlehandedly built the rocket and went to the moon. What was
his name? Apollo Creed?
-- How long before he cries `Adrienne!',
"The Springfield Files"
Quote #550
"I could tell you stories about this road we shall be traveling he old
man told his young companions as he leaned on his staff and stroked his
silver beard, "of how it was built by Dwarves of the Barad-dur in the days
of Thranduil the Great, numberless years before the Elves of the Ered Luin
left their silver woods in Lindon, sailed their ships over the Western Sea,
and passed from the knowledge of men, but what would you learn from these
tales, except that I squandered my college years reading far too much
Tolkien instead of meeting girls....
