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• Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President Gerald Ford.
  Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty...
• Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you.
  [hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!...
• Krusty: Blech! [spits the burger out] Oh, I almost swallowed some of the juice.
  [drinks from his flask] Uhh, I'll be tasting that for weeks....
• I'm going to k-k-k-k-k-k-kill you K-k-k-k-k-k-ken!
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Announcer: Welcome back to "Before They Were Famous.
  We all know Rainier Wolfcastle as the star of the blockbuster "McBain" movies, but here's his first appearance in a commercial in his native Austria....
• The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky, on their joint radio show
  Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights....
• Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.
  Caller: Yes, hi. With all the suffering and injustice in the world, do you ever wonder if God really exists?...
• Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly.
  Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown!...