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• The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky, on their joint radio show
  Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights....
• Bart: Hello, my name's Dmitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener.
  My question is, if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy, shouldn't the father forgive the son?...
• Rabbi K: Hello? Anybody there? I hear breathing but I don't hear talking.
  What's going on here? Hello, mister? Hello, hello?...
• Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
  Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K...
• Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
  As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely to hear God'....
• Announcer: Academy Award Playhouse now returns you to.
  .. Hercules vs. the Martians! Martian: Welcome to our spaceship, mighty Hercules....
• Man 1: Should I finish college? Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
  Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?...
• Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
  L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...
• My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
  My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi....