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  Smithers: Fine, we'll transfer him to the nuclear plant, sir....
• Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
  Burns: Well, who a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
• Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running all day long!
  Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die, owls will deafen us with incessant hooting....
• Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemie
  he Elementary School, the local tavern, the old age home....
• Smithers: "Mr. Smithers plus guest"...huh. There's only one person I would want to bring.
  [pulls a frozen Mr. Burns from a slot in the wall] Oh, Mr....
• Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
  Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them!
• Burns: [toward the Ramones] Have the Rolling Stones killed.
  Smithers: Sir, those aren't -- Burns: Do as I say! -- The perils of being Smithers, "Rosebud...