Homer: Shary Bobbins, I Want Another Beer. Shary: Well, You Know, Homer [musical Intro, Shary Starts Singing] If There's A Job That Must Be Done, You'll Find It's Much More Fun.

Shary: [with bags] I believe my work here is done.
Marge: Thank you for everything Bart+Lisa: We'll miss you, Shary Bobbins....
Shary: Hello, Willie. Lisa: You know her? Willie
Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country....
Shary: It's 8:00, children. Time for bed. Lisa: But we're not sleepy.
Bart: Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins. Lisa: Yes, sing us a song....
Shary: Hello, I'm Shary Bobbins. Homer: Did you say Mary Po.
.. Shary: No, I definitely did not. I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse, or Monald Muck....
Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer? Shary
Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex. Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them?...
Shary: Bart Simpson, this room is a frightful mess.
Bart: I'll get right on it. [hurls a cupcake on the wall] Shary...
Burns: Bah, humbug. Shary: Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just float away when you're flying a kite.
[gives him one] Burns: Balderdash. This is the silliest load of....
Shary: [singing, obviously drunk] Wasted away again in Margaritaville.
Barney: Searching for my lost shaker of salt. [spoken] Oh, here it is....
Bart: Pop quiz, hotshot. I'm supposed to be doing my homework, but you find me upstairs reading a Playdude.
What do you do? What DO you do? Shary: I make you read every article in that magazine, including Norman Mailer's latest clap-trap about his waning libido....